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Counting Our Blessings Despite Adversity Click left side of photo to go to previous entry/ Click the right half of photo to go to the next
 Ouch Waterloo, Ontario - Nathaniel Hawthorne This is another shot and version of the picture from last entry. *********** I know that this is not a good day for me, and not a good week for most of us. So instead of just typing a blog entry, I wanted to copy some emailed jokes to share with everyone...so... TAWA NAMAN MUNA ............... Mrs. Tanoy is very kuripot. When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking for the price of an obituary ad. Ad taker: It's 300 pesos for five words Mrs. Tanoy: Puwede ba two words lang? Ganito, "TANOY DEAD" Ad taker: Ay, ma'am five words po ang minimum Mrs. Tanoy: Hm? ok pakilagay mo, "TANOY DEAD, COROLLA FOR SALE" -------------- Pedro: Nay may ulam ba? Nanay: Tingnan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak Pedro: Eh wala naman tayong ref ah Nanay: O, eh di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan anak! -------------------- Caloy: Itay, di ba sabi mo bibigyan mo ko ng P100 kapag pumasa ako sa Math? Tatay: Oo. Bakit, pumasa ka ba anak? Caloy: Good news, itay! Nakatipid ka ng P100! ------------------------- Man at 33 quits smoking: Will Power! Man at 43, quits drinking: Will Power! Man at 53, quits gambling: Will Power! Man at 63, quits having sex: Power Failure! ------------------ Canadian(trying to speak Tagalog): Meg-kanow isang kilow ng mang-gow? Tindero: One way Canadian: Meg-kanow? Tindero: I said ONE WAY Canadian: Ay-nowng ibig sabeyhin ng one way? Tindero: Isang daan. Understang? -------------------- Erap: Kalokohan! Di ako naniniwala!Walang taong ganyan kataba! Loi: Oo nga! Saan ba galing ang balitang yan? Erap: Dito sa dyaryo. Sabi,"British tourist lost 2000 pounds." ------------------ MMDA (holding pen and traffic ticket,speaking to a traffic violator): Name? Driver(Foreigner) :Wilhelm Von Corgrinski Papakovitz MMDA: Oh. Okay (sabay tago ng ticket). Next time, just be careful, okay? -------------------------- BF: Susunduin kita mamaya ha? Bubusina na lang ako kapag nasa harap na ako ng bahay ninyo GF: Okay! Anong sasakyan ang dala mo? BF: Wala. Busina lang ----------------------- Nag-apply si Tomas bilang security guard... Interviewer: Ang kailangan namin ay isang taong laging may suspicious mind, highly alert, insistent personality, strong sense of hearing, and with a killer instinct. Sa tingin mo ba qualified ka? Tomas: Sa palagay ko po hindi. Pero pwede po bang yung misis ko na lang ang mag-apply? << Bookmark this post on:
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