Piss Me Off
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Manila Ocean Park
Urine is not a dirty and toxic substance rejected by the body. Urine is a by-product of blood filtration, not waste filtration. Medically it is referred to as "plasma ultrafiltrate". It is a purified derivative of the blood itself, made by the kidneys--whose principal function is not excretion but regulation of all the elements and their concentrations in the blood. Urine can be compared to leftovers from a meal, and this metaphor may help us understand why our bodies excrete elements that are valuable to our health and well-being.
Here's factual basis of how urine therapy helps outside of what I only know that urinating on the part of the leg relieves the sting of any sticking jelly fish trying to disrupt your beach holiday.
Let's drink to that.
Just this evening, I held what was supposed to be a regular visit to the john to take a leak. Unfortunately in a place like a mall, you have to go through a maze of people and stores to be able to relieve yourself.
Relieve is always an understatement. You often feel the high of being able to take a leak, to a point you shout or moan as a proof of relief. "aaaahhhh".
This week, we all heard 2 contrasting Sports news. One wherein Pacman Pacquaio was willing to give not just urine tests but also blood tests to prove that he was no "Mark McGwire". To naught, it wasn't enough as the fight didn't push through.
My thoughts on Mark McGwire and Floyd Mayweather are the same, "shut up". Mark was supposed to want to come clean. Well at the expense of a book deal? a movie? why only now Mark?
What about Floyd, what do you know? You, and your dad, both of you just piss me off. Totally.
May all the jellyfish be not enough to suck your blood and not a drop of urine help in ceasing the pain. Am that angry over articles like these.